Yo’ Mama is so ugly, her hairline is receding just to get away from her face.

They don’t get the philosophy jokes in Alabama. They think Descartes is the thing you put before de-horse.

Yo’ Mama is so fat, you need a map to pass her on the street.

Yo’ Mama is so ugly, I can’t even describe her ’cause I’m too scared to look.

Q: What did Bill Gates’ wife say to him on their wedding night?A: “Now I know why you named your company Microsoft!”

Yo’ Mama is so fat, she gets her nails done at the auto shop.

Yo’ Mama is so ugly, your family portraits hang themselves.

Q: What do you get when you have a basement full of Michigan State fans?A: A whine cellar.

Yo’ Mama is so fat, every car she gets into becomes a low rider.

Yo’ Mama is so skanky, when yo’ daddy suggested doggie style, she laid down and licked her balls.