I’ve seen the Traveling Wilburys. Is this the ugliest group you’ve ever seen in your life? You know the group is ugly when Tom Petty is the best looking guy. It’s the only group where the roadies get laid first.
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Yo’ Mama is so fat, her kneecaps smile.
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Yo’ Mama is so ugly, I’ve seen better lookin’ butts in an ashtray.
Přečíst celý »Marble
You’re as sharp as a marble.
Přečíst celý »Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Jimmy Hoffa
Yo’ Mama is so fat, when she bent over, they found Jimmy Hoffa.
Přečíst celý »Yo’ Mama Is So Ugly… Cheeseburger
Yo’ Mama is so ugly, when she smiles, her face looks a cheeseburger — with bacon.
Přečíst celý »Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Ironing
Yo’ Mama is so fat, she has to iron her pants on the driveway.
Přečíst celý »Yo’ Mama Is So Ugly… Calendar
Yo’ Mama is so ugly, she couldn’t get a date on a calendar.
Přečíst celý »Male Voltage
Q: What’s the difference between men and batteries?A: Batteries have a positive side.
Přečíst celý »Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… In Line
Yo’ Mama is so fat, she can’t stand in single file.
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