Yo’ Mama’s so fat, her scale reads “Game Over.”

Yo’ Mama is so stupid, she couldn’t pass a urine test.

Q: Have you heard about the lawyers’ word processor?A: No matter what font you select, everything comes out in fine print.

Yo’ Mama is so fat, if she buys a fur coat, a whole species will become extinct.

Yo’ Mama is so stupid, she gave her neighbor a blow job because she thought it would help his unemployment.

Q: What’s the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?A: A vampire only sucks blood at night.

Yo’ Mama is so fat, instead lint in her belly button, she’s gathered full sweaters.

Yo’ Mama is so stupid, she smashed open her TV hoping to find a TV dinner.

Yo’ Mama is so fat, when she visits the doctor, they need a forklift to get her on the examining table.

Yo’ Mama is so stupid, she ate a TV dinner and choked on the antenna.