Yo’ Mama is so fat, she steps on a dollar and makes four quarters.
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Yo’ Mama is so stupid, she took her remote control to the movies.
Přečíst celý »Kevin Brennan: Housebound Obesity
How do you not see that coming? Don’t you gradually get fatter? It’s not Willy Wonka and that blueberry girl, where you just blow up overnight. If you’re walking out of your house sideways ’cause you’re too fat, make a mental note, alright?
Přečíst celý »Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Diaphragm
Yo’ Mama is so fat, she keeps her diaphragm in a pizza box.
Přečíst celý »Yo’ Mama Is So Stupid… Reality TV
Yo’ Mama is so stupid, she put a mirror on the TV screen so she could watch a reality show.
Přečíst celý »Kentucky’s Virgin
Q: What do you call a virgin from Kentucky?A: An only child.
Přečíst celý »Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Dealer
Yo’ Mama is so fat, she’s got more crack than a drug dealer.
Přečíst celý »Yo’ Mama Is So Stupid… Quarters
Yo’ Mama is so stupid, she holds onto quarters tightly in case the the eagles on them fly away.
Přečíst celý »Kelly Monteith: Irrational Name Calling
My fellow men and women in other cars — I’m calling them horrible names. Sometimes I think I’m losing my mind. I think this cannot be rational behavior. I mean, is it rational to cast dispersions on the man’s intelligence in the car in front of me and then accuse …
Přečíst celý »Yo’ Mama Is So Stupid… Quarterback
Yo’ Mama is so stupid, she thinks a quarterback is a refund.
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