Yo’ Mama is so stupid, she thought the international dateline was a global dating service.

There are too many weird Olympic events now, like that one where the gymnasts prance around the mat swirling a piece of ribbon. It’s called ‘rhythmic gymnastics’ — unless you’re five, then it’s called ‘playing.’

Yo’ Mama is so fat, she got baptized at Sea World.

Yo’ Mama is so stupid, she has to re-read the instructions on the shampoo bottle every time she showers.

That’s just what we need because humans haven’t made up enough reasons to hate one another. Along with race, nationality, gender, sexual preference, religious or cultural differences — now, if you’re born in June, you’re a prick.

Yo’ Mama is so fat, she sweats bacon grease.

Yo’ Mama is so stupid, she needs a recipe to make ice cubes.

My buddy Brian had a kid a few years ago, and he comes to me this summer and he goes, ‘Man, my son just flunked the third grade. I don’t know how to tell my kid he’s going to be held back a year.’ I was like, ‘I guess you …

Yo’ Mama is so fat, when she rubs her legs together, I smell bacon.

Yo’ Mama is so stupid, she bought a book on how to read.