I’m tired of all these old people joining Facebook. It’s not for you. All I’m saying is, I don’t want to go on Facebook and be invited to be a fan of ‘The Andy Griffith Show.’
Přečíst celý »Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Army
Yo’ Mama is so fat, when she joined the army, her nickname was “Trenches.”
Přečíst celý »Yo’ Mama Is So Stupid… Harass
Yo’ Mama is so stupid, she thought “harass” was two words.
Přečíst celý »Jacob Sirof: Geeks vs. Nerds
I’m a geek, but you know what? I’m not a nerd. And there is a difference. Allow me to explain. A geek is the kind of person that’ll stand in line to see the midnight premiere of the new Harry Potter movie. That’s me, that’s how I roll… Now a …
Přečíst celý »Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Airport Bust
Yo’ Mama is so fat, she got busted at the airport for having 200 pounds of crack.
Přečíst celý »Yo’ Mama Is So Stupid… Gumball Machine
Yo’ Mama is so stupid, she argued with a gumball machine for not taking her food stamps.
Přečíst celý »Jackie Guerra: Don’t Look Mexican
She’s like, ‘OK, you are Mexican, correct? If so, why don’t you look Mexican?’ I’m like, ‘Oh, I’m sorry. I left my leaf blower in the dorm.’
Přečíst celý »Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… 7-Eleven
Yo’ Mama is so fat, she went into 7-Eleven and didn’t come out until 11:07.
Přečíst celý »Yo’ Mama Is So Stupid… Free Samples
Yo’ Mama is so stupid, she tried to steal a free sample.
Přečíst celý »Jackass
Q. Have you ever seen a jackass wrapped in plastic? A. Show me your license.
Přečíst celý »