Yo’ Mama is so dirty, she makes Speedstick slow down and think about it.

Yo’ Mama is so stupid, she went to the doctor for a home pregnancy test.

Yo’ house so dusty, even your vacuum cleaner gets allergies.

Yo’ Mama is so dirty, she has to use Right Guard and Left Guard.

Yo’ Mama is so stupid, she thinks DNA is the National Dyslexics Association.

Yo’ Mama is so dirty, plants grow out her butt.

Yo’ Mama is so stupid, she went up to a cow and asked for 2%.

Yo’ Mama is so dirty, when I went to her house, a rat held me up while a cockroach stole my wallet.

Yo’ Mama is so stupid, she sits on the TV and watches the couch.

Yo’ Mama is so dirty, she uses bleach in her baths.