Yo’ Mama is so bald, her cornrows look like stitches.

Yo’ Mama is so stupid, when she heard that Christmas was around the corner, she went looking for it.

A Harvard and Yale Law grad met in a washroom during a law convention. The Harvard graduate said, “Didn’t they teach you to wash your hands at Yale?” The Yale grad responded, “They taught us not to piss on our hands.”

Yo’ Mama is like a virus, if she spreads, we’re all screwed.

Yo’ Mama is so stupid, her wig has a chinstrap.

How do you get a Harvard graduate off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.

Yo’ Mama is like a vacuum cleaner: she sucks, blows, and gets rolled in the closet.

Yo’ Mama is like a television: even an old man can turn her on.

Yo’ Mama is so stupid, if I gave her a penny for her thoughts, I’d expect change.

Yo’ Mama is like a shotgun: one cock, and she’s ready to blow.