Yo mama’s so polite, she once held the door for a week!
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Q: What did one fat person say to the other? A: Who cares? They’re both fat.
Přečíst celý »Yo’ Mama Is So Skinny… Jelly Beans
Yo’ Mama is so skinny, when she eats jelly beans, tabloids report on her “baby bump.”
Přečíst celý »Yo Mama… Christmas Corner
Yo mama is so stupid, I told her Christmas was right around the corner – so she went looking for it.
Přečíst celý »Fashion Sense
Yo’ mama so fat, she has a real horse on her polo shirt.
Přečíst celý »Yo’ Mama Is So Skinny… Fruit Loop
Yo’ Mama is so skinny, she can hula-hoop with a Fruit Loop!
Přečíst celý »Yo Mama… B#$%*
Yo Mama’s such a bitch, PMS cheers her up.
Přečíst celý »Yo mama’s…Kidnappers
Yo Mama is so ugly when she was kidnapped her mother sent the kidnappers a thank you card!
Přečíst celý »Fahim Anwar: Biggie Fans
The thing I despise about Biggie fans is when they’re like, ‘Oh man, Biggie was so prolific. ‘Cause he knew he was going to die an early death and he rapped about it in his rhymes.’ To me, it doesn’t take that much imagination to predict an early death when …
Přečíst celý »Yo’ Mama Is So Skinny… Chapstick
Yo’ Mama is so skinny, she uses Chapstick as a body moisturizer.
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