What does Michael Jackson call a Tickle-Me-Elmo doll? Bait!
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A businessman was about to go on a long business trip, and was worried that his wife would cheat on him while he was gone. So to prevent this, he visited the local sex shop in order to buy his wife a vibrator to keep her occupied in his absence. …
Přečíst celý »Yo’ Mama… Red Lobster
Yo’ Mama has more crabs than Red Lobster.
Přečíst celý »Yo’ Mama’s Breath… Teeth
Yo’ Mama’s breath is so nasty, when she burps, her teeth shiver.
Přečíst celý »Yo’ Mama Is So Uptight… Fart
Yo’ Mama is so uptight, when she farts, only dogs can hear it.
Přečíst celý »Yo’ Mama Is So Ugly… Flushed
Yo’ Mama is so ugly, when she walked past the toilet, it flushed itself.
Přečíst celý »Yo’ Mama Is So Stupid… Wet Floor
Yo’ Mama is so stupid, she saw a “Wet Floor” sign and did what it said.
Přečíst celý »Yo’ Mama Is So Stanky… Yeast
Yo’ Mama is so stanky, she gets sourdough yeast infections.
Přečíst celý »Yo’ Mama Is So Skinny… Dental Floss
Yo’ Mama is so skinny, she uses dental floss for toilet paper.
Přečíst celý »Yo’ Mama Is So Skanky… Crabs
Yo’ Mama is so skanky, her crabs ride dune buggies.
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