Three little boys were sitting around talking about their fathers. The first boy said, “My dad can blow smoke rings.” The second boy said, “My dad can blow smoke rings out of his nose.” The third boy said, “Well, my dad can blow smoke rings out of his butt.” The …

Two brothers, Bob and Tom, both work for a lumberyard. One day, Bob tells Tom that he can tell what any piece of wood is just by smelling it. Unbelieving, Tom blindfolds Bob and proceeds to test the theory. The first piece of wood Bob smells, he instantly identifies as …

One day two boys were walking through the woods when they saw some rabbit turds. One of the boys said, ”What is that?” ”They’re smart pills,” said the other boy. ”Eat them and they’ll make you smarter. So he ate them and said, ”These taste like crap.” ”See,” said the …

What is the smallest hotel in the world? A p***y – because you gotta leave your bags outside!

Q: Why do men take showers instead of baths? A: Pissing in the bath is disgusting.

Five men and one woman wash up on a desert island after a shipwreck. Before long they are all getting pretty horny so they all make a deal. Each man will marry the woman for one week at a time, at which point the next man in line will marry …

What is the sharpest thing in the world? A Fart. It goes through your pants and doesn’t even leave a hole.

An old woman walks into a sex shop, shaking.

3 Stages of Sex: 1. House Sex – When you are newly married and have sex all over the house, in every room. 2. Bedroom Sex – After you’ve been married for a while and you just have sex in the bedroom. 3. Hall Sex – After you’ve been married …

On a senior citizens bus tour, while the passengers were unloading to do some sightseeing, one elderly lady stopped and whispered in the driver’s ear. She said, ”Driver, I believe that I was sexually harassed!” The driver didn’t think much of her complaint, but promised he would check into it …