I went and saw ‘The Vagina Monologues.’ That is the worst ventriloquism I have ever seen in my life. You could see their lips moving; it was terrible.
Přečíst celý »Growing Old
Three old men were sitting on a porch. “I wish I could take a healthy piss,” said one. “I wish I could take a healthy crap,” said another. The third old man said, “I can take a crap at 6 a.m. and a piss at 11 a.m. I just wish …
Přečíst celý »Grosser Than Gross… Vampires
Q: What’s grosser than gross? A: Two vampires fighting over a used tampon.
Přečíst celý »Grosser Than Gross… Porn
Q: What’s grosser than gross? A: German porn. Q: What’s worse than that? A: People who watch it.
Přečíst celý »Grosser than gross.. underwear
What’s grosser than gross? When you throw your underwear and it sticks to the wall. What’s grosser than that? When you come back an hour later and it’s moved up three feet
Přečíst celý »Gross Siamese Tongue
What’s grosser than gross? Two Siamese twins connected at the tongue. What’s even grosser than that? When one of them throws up.
Přečíst celý »Green and Yellow
What’s green and yellow and eats nuts? Gonorrhea.
Přečíst celý »Good Samaritan
Bob walks into a public bathroom and notices a guy with no arms standing next to a urinal. As Bob takes care of his business, he wonders how the poor soul is going to take a leak. Bob finishes and heads for the door, but figures he should ask the …
Přečíst celý »Gonna Marry
A redneck boy runs into his house and proclaims, “I’ve found the girl that I’m gonna marry! And she’s a virgin!” Incensed, his father pounds his fist on the table. “There’s no way you’ll marry that girl! If she aint’ good enough for her own family, she ain’t good enough …
Přečíst celý »Girls Playing Hockey
Q: Why can’t girls play hockey? A: Their pads can’t last three periods.
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