Yo’ Mama’s cooking is so bad, your family prays after they eat.

Yo’ Mama’s cooking is so bad, the homeless give it back.

Yo’ Mama is so ugly, she makes onions cry.

Yo’ Mama is so stupid, it took her an hour to cook instant rice.

Yo’ Mama is so stupid, she thought a ribbed condom was soul food.

Yo’ Mama so stupid, she returned a donut because it had a hole in it.

Yo’ Mama is so stupid, when they said, “Order in the court,” she asked for fries and a shake.

Yo’ Mama is so stupid, she tried to put the leftover orange juice back in the rind.

Yo’ Mama is so stupid, she ate her food stamps.

Yo’ Mama is so stupid, she thinks Cheerios are donut seeds.