Yo’ Mama is so stupid, she tried to drown her pet fish.

Yo’ Mama is so stanky, monkeys throw poop on her at the zoo.

How much do I owe Yo’ Mama? My dog came home happy last night.

Yo’ Mama is so poor, when she goes to the park, ducks throw her bread.

Yo’ Mama is so nasty, the animals at the petting zoo make her wear gloves.

Yo’ Mama is so fat, the World Wildlife Foundation gave her a grant for her liposuction.

Yo’ Mama is so fat, when she went whale-sighting, the other tourists took her picture.

Yo’ Mama is so fat, the elephants at the zoo throw her peanuts.

Yo’ Mama is like a saint — a St. Bernard.

Yo’ Mama is like an elephant: she does tricks for peanuts.