I saw something cute the other day. I saw this woman pushing a stroller, and in the stroller was a small dog. And I was like, ‘Lucky dog.’ And she’s like, ‘Well, he’s paralyzed.’
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Q: You are stuck in an elevator with a tiger, a lion and a lawyer. You have a gun with just two bullets in it. What do you do?A: Shoot the lawyer twice to make sure he”s dead.
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Q: How do you talk to a fish? A: You drop him a line.
Přečíst celý »Light It Up
Q: Why do fireflies light up while they are having sex? A: They’re so turned on.
Přečíst celý »Let’s Talk
A guy was seated next to a 10-year-old girl on an airplane. Being bored, he turned to the girl and said, “Let’s talk. I’ve heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.” The girl, who was reading a book, closed it slowly and …
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Why’d the monkey fall out of the tree? ‘Cause he was dead!
Přečíst celý »Lego my Legolas
Q: What Does Legolas feed his horse? A: Elf-elf-a
Přečíst celý »Legless Poodle
What do you call a poodle with no legs? A sponge.
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Q: What do you call a cow with no legs? A: Ground beef.
Přečíst celý »Leek Limerick
There was a man from Leek Who instead of a nose had a beak. It grew quite absurd, till he looked like a bird He migrates at the end of next week.
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