Knock, knock. Who’s there? Cows go. Cows go who? No, silly. Cows go, “Moo.”

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Canoe. Canoe who? Canoe put sunblock on my back?

What does a cat like to eat on a hot summer’s day? A mice cream cone!

Well, you know, plants are living things, too. They’re just easier to catch.

I never really had pets when I was a kid. There was one time I asked my mom for a puppy. She was like, ‘Nah, puppies cost too much. I’m gonna get you a dog from the shelter. They cheaper.’ I don’t know if you know about those dogs from …

A toad with a yellow penis wants to fit in with the other toads in the neighborhood, so he decides to see the local wizard.“You’ll have to go to the wizard in Kansas, because I can’t help you,” says the wizard.The next day, an elephant comes in with a pink …

A kangaroo mom with seven babies in her pouch told another kangaroo mom, “These sleepovers are killing me.”

Q: What do you get when you cross a kangaroo with a calendar? A: A leap year.

What do you get when you cross an elephant and kangaroo together? Giant holes all over Africa!

Why didn’t the elephant like to play cards in the jungle? Because there were too many cheetahs.