Q: What did the dad buffalo say to his son on the first day of school? A: Bison

Q: What’s the difference between a female lawyer and a pitbull?A: Lipstick.

Farmer Joe decided his injuries from his recent accident were serious enough to take the trucking company responsible for the accident to court. In court, the trucking company’s fancy lawyer was questioning farmer Joe. “Didn’t you say, at the scene of the accident, that you were fine?” ”Well, I’ll tell …

Did you hear about the evil tuna? He was rotten to the albacore.

Q: What’s bright-eyed and bushy-tailed? A: A squirrel on crack.

Q: Why did the elephant bring toilet paper to a party? A: He was a party pooper.

Q: Why is it dangerous to go in the jungle after 5 p.m? A: Because elephants jump out of trees after 5 p.m. Q: Why do beavers have flat tails? A: Because they go in the jungle after 5 p.m

Q: What does an elephant use as tampon? A: A sheep.

Q: What’s the difference between a saloon and an elephant fart? A: One’s a bar room and the other is a BAROOOOM!

Q: What did the elephant say to the naked man? A: “It’s nice, but can it pick up peanuts?”