Q: What do you call a chicken who crosses the road, rolls in dirt and comes back? A: A dirty double-crosser.

Q: Why don’t chickens wear underwear? A: Because their peckers are on their faces!

Q: Why did the chicken say, “Meow, oink, bow-wow, moo?” A: He was studying foreign languages.

I have a dog, you know? And I couldn’t even figure out what to name him, so I named him Bill Clinton. That way I could just blame him for stuff, you know? ‘Who knocked over the garbage?’ ‘Bill Clinton.’ ‘Who chewed up my work?’ ‘Oh, Bill Clinton.’ ‘Who soiled …

Q: How do you stop an elephant from charging? A: Take away his credit card.

Q: What do you get when you cross a centipide with a parrot? A: A walkie-talkie.

An old lady buys a pair of parrots, but she cannot identify their sexes. She spends weeks staring at their cage and eventually, she catches them doing what comes naturally. To make sure she doesn’t get them mixed up again, she puts a little white collar around the male parrot’s …

Q: What’s the difference between a catfish and a lawyer?A: One’s a slimy scum-sucking bottom-dwelling scavenger; the other is a fish.

Q: How do you catch a unique rabbit? A: Unique up on it. Q: How do you catch a tame rabbit? A: Tame way.

Q: How do you catch a squirrel? A: Climb up a tree and act like a nut.