Q: What do you call a blind dinosaur? A: Do-you-think-he-saur-us.
Přečíst celý »Blind Bunny Meets Blind Snake
A blind bunny and a blind snake bump into each other on the path.“What kind of animal are you?” asks the snake.“I really don’t know,” says the bunny. “I’ve never seen myself. Maybe you could examine me and find out?”So, the snake felt the bunny. “Well, you’re soft and cuddly,” …
Přečíst celý »Black and Brown
Q: What’s black and brown and looks good on a lawyer?A: A Doberman pinscher.
Přečíst celý »Black & White & Red
Q: What’s black and white and red all over? A: An embarassed zebra!
Přečíst celý »Birds of Paradise
Yo’ mama so fat, when she was a baby, she took a bath with a rubber albatross.
Přečíst celý »Birdman
Little girl: “Why does your son say, ‘Cluck, cluck, cluck?'” Mother: “Because he thinks he’s a chicken.” Little girl: “Why don’t you tell him he’s not a chicken?” Mother: “We need the eggs.”
Přečíst celý »Birdie Poem
Birdie, birdie, in the sky Dropped some white stuff in my eye, I’m a big girl, I won’t cry, I’m just glad that cows don’t fly.
Přečíst celý »Bird It Through the Grapevine
Did you hear about the man who did it with a parakeet? He contracted chirpes. And the worst thing? It was untweetable.
Přečíst celý »Bill Kirchenbauer: Sea World Seafood
The stupidest thing I noticed was a couple of weeks ago. I went to Sea World. Now, if you ever go to Sea World, take a minute to notice that they sell fish sandwiches at Sea World. What insensitive guy came up with this? It’s like, if you’re not doing …
Přečíst celý »Bill Dwyer: Why Kids?
We have kids because we didn’t want pets.
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