Q: What do you get when you cross a bear with a deer? A: Beer.
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Q; What do you call two fleas on top of a bald head? A: Homeless.
Přečíst celý »At the Door
Q: If your wife is shouting at the front door and your dog is barking at the back door, who do you let in first? A: The dog — at least he’ll quiet down after you let him in.
Přečíst celý »Ardal O’Hanlon: Drug Smuggling With Dogs
The best way to smuggle drugs into a country is to place them carefully in a dog’s bottom… because at the airport, if the sniffer dog suspects anything, the officials will think they’re just being frisky… unless of course your dog wears sunglasses and sweats a lot.
Přečíst celý »Apple & Worm
Q: What did the apple say to the worm? A: You’re boring me.
Přečíst celý »Ants in Your Pants
Q: Why did the ant fall off the toilet bowl? A: He got pissed off.
Přečíst celý »Ants Dancing
Q: Why did the ants dance on the jam jar? A: The lid said, “Twist to open.”
Přečíst celý »Another Chicken, Another Road
Q: Why did the stoner cross the road? A: Who else would follow a chicken?
Přečíst celý »Animal Rotation
Q: What animal rotates at least 200 times after it dies? A: A rotisserie chicken.
Přečíst celý »Animal Lives
Q: What has more lives than a cat? A: A frog — it croaks every night.
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