A woman meets with her lover, who is also her husband’s best friend.They make love for hours. Afterwards, as they lie in bed, the phone rings. Since it’s the woman’s house, she picks up the receiver. The best friend listens, only hearing her side of the conversation:“Hello? Oh, hi… I’m …
Přečíst celý »The Height of Noise
Q: What is the height of noise?A: Two skeletons f**king on a tin roof.
Přečíst celý »The Gynecologist’s Glasses
Why did the gynecologist go to the eye doctor? Because things were looking a little fuzzy.
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Harry and his wife are driving in the country when he sees a sign that reads: “Cow For Sale — $5,000.”
Přečíst celý »The Golfer and the Buttercups
A man is participating in a golf tournament. He was left to golf with just his caddy. On his tee-off, the golfer’s ball lands in a patch of buttercups. The caddy tells the golfer he can take the ball onto the course, and he won’t take a one stroke penalty. …
Přečíst celý »The Golfer
The was a man named George who got a new job. His fellow employees always met for a round of golf every Saturday. They asked George to meet them at 10:00 Saturday morning. George replied that he would love to meet them, but he may be 10 minutes late. On …
Přečíst celý »The Golden Fiddle
A pilot was forced to make a crash landing in a farmer’s field. The farmer took the pilot back to the farmhouse, where the pilot noticed the farmer had a golden fiddle hanging above the fireplace. The two men were standing there talking when the farmer’s wife came down the …
Přečíst celý »The Golden Arches
How do you find Ronald McDonald on a nude beach? You look for thesesamei seed bun.
Přečíst celý »The Flying Condom
Q: Why was the condom flying through the air? A: It got pissed off.
Přečíst celý »The First Lady’s patriotic duties
What do George Bush’s wife and the American flag have in common? They both go down in the name of the president.
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