A man strolls into a pharmacy and asks the assistant for some condoms. She asks, ”What size please?” ”Good question,” he replies, ” I’m not sure,” ”Tell ya what. Right outside, there’s a fence with three holes in it, stick your d**k in the holes and tell me which one …
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There once was a farmer who was raising 3 daughters on his own. He was very concerned about their well being and always did his best to watch out for them. As they entered their late teens the girls dated, and on this particular evening all three of his girls …
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Q: What’s the difference between an epileptic farmer and a prostitute with diarrhea?A: The farmer shucks between fits.
Přečíst celý »The Eyes Have It
Q: Why do men find it hard to make eye contact with women?A: Breasts don’t have eyes.
Přečíst celý »The Eternal Optimist
Three friends had a good friend named Joe and he was, naturally, an eternal optimist. At every bad situation he would always say ”It could have been worse.” His friends hated that quality about him, so they came up with a story so horrible that not even Joe could come …
Přečíst celý »The Eskimo Hunter
An Eskimo man awoke one day with the urge to go hunting for seal. After he had prepared his gear for his journey, he set out over the frozen ice to his favorite hunting spot. About halfway there, his snowmobile started to run badly and make grinding noises. So the …
Přečíst celý »The Dynamite Kid
There were these two people in a bar, a boy and a girl. They started talking and decided to go back to the guy’s house. When they got there the man took off his shirt and said, ”This is 1,000 pounds of dynamite.” The girl was sweating. Then he took …
Přečíst celý »The Doctor’s Convention
There’s a bunch of doctors gathered together at a doctor’s convention one night. A male doctor notices a female doctor from across the room. The female doctor notices also and the next thing you know, they’re sitting next to each other by the end of dinner. After dinner, the male …
Přečíst celý »The Difference Between Like and Love
Q. What is the diference between like and love? A. When a person likes you they spit and when a person loves you they swallow.
Přečíst celý »The Dentist
Two guys are susposed to meet at 4:30. Charley shows up at 4:30 and waits. Finally, at almost 5:00, Paul shows up and Charley says, “Where have you been? You’re a 1/2 hour late.” Paul replies, “Sorry, I had to go to the dentist. My dick’s been hurting bad.” Charley …
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