There was a woman who was interested in getting a boob job, so she went to her doctor, Dr. Smith and questioned him about implants. He explained that, before you do anything too serious, there is a method that has worked for a lot of my patients. Every morning when …
Přečíst celý »Scientist Booty Call… Shift
Did you feel the shifting of tectonic plates a moment ago, or was that just me?
Přečíst celý »Scientist Booty Call… Rate
Haven’t I seen you before? Your rate of radioactive decay is exceptional.
Přečíst celý »Scientist Booty Call… Fun
I bet you’re metric kilotons of fun.
Přečíst celý »Scientist Booty Call… DNA
Want to go back to my place and exchange some DNA material?
Přečíst celý »Satisfaction
There was an older man who’d married a younger woman. All was going well… except in the bedroom. He couldn’t last long enough to satisfy her. She said it didn’t matter but he knew it was getting her down. So he went to the doctor and asked for help. The …
Přečíst celý »Santa’s Miranda Rights
Q: Why did Santa get arrested? A: He got caught laying Barbie under the Christmas tree!
Přečíst celý »Santa’s lap
Do you know what would be sick? If you sat in Santa’s lap and you felt him get a boner. Do you know what would be even worse? If he stood up and you were still sitting in his lap.
Přečíst celý »Santa’s Erection
It was Christmas Eve, and a lady hadn’t had sex in a long time, so she decided to wait for Santa. When he came down the chimney, she took off her shirt and said, “Ooh Santa, please stay.” And he said, “Ho ho ho, guess I better go, gotta get …
Přečíst celý »Sandpaper Sally
This desperate guy named Jim goes to the whorehouse with 5$. He buys a the cheapest prostitute named Sandpaper Sally. As they start to have sex, Jim screams, “Ouch! Now I know why they call you Sandpaper Sally!” Sally scoots out of the room. Five minutes later she came back …
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