Q: Two little potatoes stand on the street corner. One is a prostitute. How can you tell which one is the prostitute?

Three women were at the doctor’s office for the second trimester check up. The first woman, a brunette, said that she was sure that she would have a girl because when she made love to her husband, she was on top! The second affirmed with certainty that she would have …

Q: What do porcupines say after they kiss? A: “Ouch.”

Q: What’s the difference between a politician and a screwdriver? A: A screwdriver turns in screws; politicians screw interns.

Q: Why don’t politicians use bookmarks?A: Because they prefer to bend pages.

Q: What do you get when you cross Pikachu with porn? A: Pikascrew.

Are you prepared to get wet, because these pipes are about to burst.

I’ll only use rigid pipe in your rim holes.

I need you to check my ballcock.

I’d sure like to caulk that tub.