They call me Peg Leg Joe… and I walk fine! Yar!

Is it okay if my parrot watches? Yar!

No, seriously, you’re my first mate. Yar!

Lift yer mainsail and prepare to be boarded. Yar!

Aren’t ya wonderin’ why they call me Long John? Yar!

With this bucket of lard, I can last all night! Yar!

In your bed is where I’d like to land, ho! Yar!

How ’bout jollying my roger? Yar!

How about if I set my hook on “vibrate?” Yar!

Need to use the head? I’ve got one you can use! Yar!