Q: What do you get when you cross a pickle with a female deer? A: A dildo.

Q: What’s another name for pickled bread? A: Dill dough.

There was a guy on the beach with about 25 gorgeous chicks swarming all around him. Seeing this, a second guy strolls on up to him and asks, “What’s your secret?” The guy whispers, “All you gotta do is stick a pickle in your pants.” In a fluorish, the second …

A blonde goes to an international message center to call her mother. When the man tells her it will be $300, she exclaims, “I don’t have that kind of money, but I’ll do ANYTHING to get a message to my mother.”He tells the blonde to follow him and takes her …

Pulled my groin the other day — for about 20 minutes.

Guys, I’ll tell you what — if you do the exercise, it will increase your orgasm. I do 4,200 a day. You can laugh if you’d like, but I can knock the lamp off the night table.

Your prescription for one large, um, suppository is ready for pickup.

If my medicine tastes too unpleasant, you have the option of adding some flavors to make swallowing easier.

You shouldn’t be operating heavy machinery while on your meds–except for the machine in my pants.

Q: Why does Peter Pan fly? A: If someone hit your peter with a pan, you’d fly, too!