How is parsley like pubic hair? You push it aside to eat, and sometimes it gets stuck between your teeth after meals.

Q: Why can’t blondes parallel park? A: Because guys keep telling them that 1 inch is really 6 inches.

(Winking) What’s black and white, winks, and screws like a tiger?

You know how hard it is for you to get pregnant, so there’s nothing to worry about!

How about we go back to my place for bamboo and hot panda love? What’s the matter, you don’t like bamboo?

Come on, we’re endangered. We HAVE to do it!

You eat bamboo, right?

Come on, I don’t have to tell you how cute you are–you know you’re a panda!

Forget rhino horn. The most powerful Chinese aphrodisiac is panda bone. And I got your stash right here.

Our local drugstore was robbed of 500 bottles of Viagra. The suspect is known to be a hardened criminal!