Let me know if my beard tickles.
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If you’re one score and one year old, call me!
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Can I give you my Gettysburg address? No? How about my Gettysburg phone number?
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How many Californians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Californians don’t screw in light bulbs they screw in hot tubs.
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What do LifeSavers do that men can’t? Come in 5 flavors!
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On Monday morning, the teacher walked to the blackboard and noticed someone had written the word “penis” in tiny letters. She turned around, but couldn’t find the guilty face. She quickly erased it and began her class.Tuesday, she was again greeted with “penis” on the blackboard, written in larger letters. …
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Q. Why aren’t there any nails in a lesbian’s floor?A. They’re all laid with tongue and groove.
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Q: What does a woman need to become a lesbian? A: A liquor license.
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Q: Where do lesbians find hard wood during sex?A: On the floor, beneath the carpet.
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