Yo mama’s so stupid, she ordered a cheeseburger without the cheese.

Yo mama’s so stupid she can’t pass a blood test.

Yo mama’s so fat, when she turns around they throw her a welcome back party.

Yo mamma’s so fat she needs a watch on both arms because she covers two time zones.

Yo mamma’s so fat she had her ears pierced by harpoon.

yo mama so nasty… cows with mad cow disease run from her..

Men are like copiers. You need them for reproduction, but that’s about it.

Men are like bank accounts. Without a lot of money, they don’t generate much interest.

Men are like mini skirts. If you’re not careful, they’ll creep up your legs.

How many men does it take to open a beer? – None. It should be opened by the time she brings it.