Q.) What would you call a bunch of blondes stacked on top of each other? A.) An air mattress.
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Q.) What happens when a Blonde eats a mosquito? A.) She has more brain cells in her stomach than her head.
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Q: Why do Blondes wear padded shoulders? A: So they don’t get a concussion while bobbing their from head side to side as they are saying “I don’t know?” whenever you ask them a question.
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Q: Why should you keep a blonde on the job 7 days a week? A: So you don’t have to retrain them every Monday.
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Q: What thoughts do Blondes have after reading these jokes? A: None, as usual… and they most likely didn’t understand them either.
Přečíst celý »Q: What is dumber than the Blonde jokes
Q: What is dumber than the Blonde jokes above? A: Me for wasting hours editing and typing these damn things.
Přečíst celý »A blonde opened a hair salon next to a
A blonde opened a hair salon next to a graveyard and named it Curl Up and Dye.
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Why did the blonde run out of shampoo? She kept following the instructions: lather, rinse, repeat!
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Why did the blond lay out on the lawn chair in her bikini at midnight? She wanted to get a dark tan.
Přečíst celý »Why did the blonde call the welfare
Why did the blonde call the welfare office? She wanted to know how to cook food stamps!
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