Q: Where do blondes go to meet their relatives? A: The vegetable garden.
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Q: What’s a blonde’s favourite wine? A: “Daaaddy, I want to go to Miaaami!”
Přečíst celý »Q: What is 74 to a blonde?
Q: What is 74 to a blonde? A: 69 plus VAT
Přečíst celý »Q: Why do blondes drive VWs?
Q: Why do blondes drive VWs? A: Because they can spell it.
Přečíst celý »Q: What happens when a blonde gets
Q: What happens when a blonde gets Alzheimers disease? A: Her IQ goes up!
Přečíst celý »Q: Why don’t blondes eat bananas?
Q: Why don’t blondes eat bananas? A1: They can’t find the zipper. A2: They cant find the pull tab.
Přečíst celý »Q: Why don’t blondes eat Jelly?
Q: Why don’t blondes eat Jelly? A: They put tacks in their shoulder pads.
Přečíst celý »Q: What did the blonde think of the new
Q: What did the blonde think of the new computer? A: She didn’t like it because she couldn’t get channel 9.
Přečíst celý »Three women are
Three women are about to be executed. One’s a brunette, one’s a redhead and one’s a blonde. The guard brings the brunette forward and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She says no and the executioner shouts, Ready! Aim! Suddenly the brunette yells, EARTHQUAKE!!! Everyone is startled …
Přečíst celý »A blonde came home from school one day and said
A blonde came home from school one day and said to her mom, I can count higher then all the kids in my second grade class, do you think it is because I am a blonde? Her mother replied, Of couse it is, dear. The next day, the blonde said, …
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