Q: What does a blonde say when you asked her what the last two words of the national anthem are? A: Play ball.
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Q: Why can’t blondes make ice cubes? A: They always forget the recipe.
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Q: Did you hear about the new form of birth control for blondes? A: They take off their makeup.
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Q: Did you hear about the blonde who stood in front of a mirror with her eyes closed? A: She wanted to see what she looked like asleep.
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Q: Why was the blonde confused after giving birth to twins? A: She couldn’t figure out who the other mother was.
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Q: Why don’t blonde’s like audio-books? A: There aren’t any pictures.
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Q: Why will a blonde laugh at a joke three times? A: Once when you tell it, once when you tell her the punchline, and once when she gets it.
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Q: What was the last thing a blonde heard before dying of old age? A: “Today children, we will learn our ABC’s”
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Q: What can save a dying blonde? A: Hair transplants.
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Q: Did you hear about the blonde that got pregnant for the second time? A: She asked her husband if they needed to get married again.
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