What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you? Run – she is still holding the grenade!
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Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet? She didn’t want to wake the sleeping tablets!
Přečíst celý »Why did the blonde burn her ear? The phone rang
Why did the blonde burn her ear? The phone rang while she was ironing!
Přečíst celý »Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice
Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice carton? It said “concentrate” on it!
Přečíst celý »A blonde once shot an arrow into the air… but
A blonde once shot an arrow into the air… but missed!
Přečíst celý »Did you hear about the blonde tap dancer? She
Did you hear about the blonde tap dancer? She fell in the sink!
Přečíst celý »How do you make a blonde laugh on a Wednesday?
How do you make a blonde laugh on a Wednesday? Tell her a joke on a Monday!
Přečíst celý »How do you make a blondes eyes shine bright?
How do you make a blondes eyes shine bright? Shine a torch in her ear!
Přečíst celý »What do you call a blonde with two brain
What do you call a blonde with two brain cells? Pregnant!
Přečíst celý »What do smart blondes and UFOs have in common?
What do smart blondes and UFOs have in common? You always hear about them but never see any!
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