Why are elephants no good at Net surfing? Because they’re scared of the mouse.

Does your dog know how how to surf the internet? No – but he’s got a ruff idea.

Why are frogs no good at websurfing? Computers have them toad-ily confused.

Why couldn’t the baby camel surf the Internet? Because whenever his parents saw their phone bill they got the hump.

Why was Cinderella able to surf the web? Because he footman turned into a mouse.

Do you enjoy websurfing? No way! my mum warned me to stay away from the net!

Do you like surfing the net? Oh yes, I’ve really taken a shine to it. (Moon to Sun)

How do heavy metal bands surf the web? On the Din-ternet.

Have you seen www.tomatosauce.com? No, I’ll ketchup with it later.

Have you seen www.topsecret.com? If I have, I’m not going to tell you.