Coleman moved to Wyoming and was sitting in the unemployment office applying for a job. “Have you any experience in coal mining?” asked the clerk. “Yeah, in Pennsylvania,” he replied. “They’re using that new safety lamp down there now, aren’t they?” “Ah don’t know, mister,” said Coleman. “I worked on …
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Seems a guy was driving for hours thu desolate country when he passed a farmhouse, and before he could react, a cat ran out in front of him and*splat*… he flattened the cat. Out of kindness and consideration, he stopped, turned around and drove back to the farmhouse to notify …
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The mother-in-law stopped unexpectedly by the recently married couple’s house. She rang the doorbell and stepped into the house to see her daughter-in-law standing naked by the door. “What are you doing?” the mother-in-law asked. “I am waiting for my husband to come home from work.” the daughter-in-law replied. “Why …
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A young family moved into a house next door to a vacant lot. One day a construction crew turned up to start building a house on the empty lot. The young family’s 6 year old daughter naturally took an interest in all the activity going on next door and started …
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A woman walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer. She says she is going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5000. The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for such a loan, so …
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A young banker decided to get his first tailor made suit. So he went to the finest tailor in town and got measured for a suit. A week later he went in for his first fitting. He put on the suit and he looked stunning, he felt that in this …
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Before going to Europe on business, a man drove his Rolls Royce to a downtown NY City bank and went in to ask for an immediate loan of $6,000. The loan officer was quite taken a back, and requested collateral. “Well, then, here are the keys to my Rolls-Royce”, the …
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At a country-club party a young man was introduced to an attractive girl. He immediately began paying her court and flattering her. The girl liked the young man, but she was taken a bit aback by his fast and ardent pitch. She was amazed when, after 30 minutes, he seriously …
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Q: Why did the clown cross the road? A: To find his rubber chicken.
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Q: Why did the clown wear loud socks? A: So his feet wouldn’t fall asleep.
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