Why was Teddy Roosevelt mean to horses? He was a rough rider!
Přečíst celý »You said it was a great horse and it is.
You said it was a great horse and it is. It took twenty other horses to beat him!
Přečíst celý »You said this horse could
You said this horse could jump as high as a ten foot fence and he can’t jump at all. Well neither can a fence!
Přečíst celý »What kind of horse can swim underwater
What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air ? A seahorse !
Přečíst celý »What is the slowest racehorse in the world ?
What is the slowest racehorse in the world ? A clotheshorse !
Přečíst celý »A mean horseman went into a saddler’s shop and
A mean horseman went into a saddler’s shop and asked for one spur. “One spur?” asked the saddler. “Surely you mean a pair of spurs, sir?” “No, just one,” replied the horseman. “If I can get one side of the horse to go, the other side is bound to come …
Přečíst celý »Why did the bareback performer ride his horse?
Why did the bareback performer ride his horse? Because it got too heavy to carry.
Přečíst celý »A man has a racehorse, never won a
A man has a racehorse, never won a race. Man in disgust says,” Horse, you win today or you pull a milk wagon tomorrow morning.” The starting gate opens, the horses take-off, they move the gate away and there lays his horse asleep on the track. He kicks the horse …
Přečíst celý »Why was the horse all charged up?
Why was the horse all charged up? It ate some haywire!
Přečíst celý »Why was the horseman fired from his job of
Why was the horseman fired from his job of saddle testing? He was always standing up on the job!
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