What’s the difference between a homeless and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.
Přečíst celý »What ghost is handy in the
What ghost is handy in the kitchen? A recipe spook.
Přečíst celý »I’d say he was spineless.
I’d say he was spineless. Yes, about as spineless as cooked spaghetti.
Přečíst celý »What sort of soup do
What sort of soup do skeletons like? One with plenty of body in it.
Přečíst celý »How do you make gold soup?
How do you make gold soup? Put 14 carrots in it.
Přečíst celý »Don’t eat the cookies so fast they’ll keep.
Don’t eat the cookies so fast they’ll keep. I know, but I want to eat as many as I can before I lose my appetite !
Přečíst celý »What are apricots?
What are apricots? Where monkeys sleep.
Přečíst celý »What’s the best day to eat bacon?
What’s the best day to eat bacon? Fry-day.
Přečíst celý »What is small, furry and smells like bacon?
What is small, furry and smells like bacon? A hamster.
Přečíst celý »What’s the difference between a biscuit and a
What’s the difference between a biscuit and a monster? You can dip a biscuit in your tea, but a monster is too big to fit in the cup.
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