Why did the biscuit cry? Because its mother had been a wafer so long.

Have you got any broken biscuits? Yes, I have. Well, you shouldn’t be so clumsy!

What did the biscuit say when it saw two friends knocked down? Crumbs!

Why did your brother give up his job in the biscuit factory? Because he went crackers.

Did you hear about the teacher who was trying to instil good table manners in her girls? She told them that a well brought girl never crumbles her bread or rolls in her soup.

They say she has a sharp tongue. Yes, she can slice bread with it.

Have you heard the story about the loaf of bread? No. Oh, crumbs.

Why can’t you make bread like my mother? I would if you could make dough like your father!

What looks just like half a loaf of bread? Its other half.

Two flies were on a cornflakes packet. “Why are we running so fast?” asked one. “Because,” said the second, “it says ‘tear along the dotted line’!”