Q: How many Polish-Americans does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 170. One to send the Never Fail Novena to the Cheektowaga Times for publication so St. Jude may grant the lightbulb request, one to say the Last Rites for the old lightbulb, ten volunteer firemen to …
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Q: How many newsmen does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Only one, but he’ll tell everybody.
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What is the most common educational degree in New Mexico? Kindergarten dropout.
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Q: Why do Polish police cars have stripes on the side? A: So the cops can find the handles.
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Helga, tell me something. Why do Swedish men always have stupid grins on their faces? “Because they’re stupid,” said her friend.
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Q: How do you stop a Polish army on horseback? A: Turn off the carousel.
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A US Border Patrol Agent catches an illegal alien in the bushes right by the border fence, he pulls him out and says “Sorry, you know the law, you’ve got to go back across the border right now.” The mexican man pleads with them, “No, noooo Senior, I must stay …
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