Q: What do blondes do after they comb their hair? A: They pull up their pants.
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Q: What do you call 3 blondes, a chimp, and another blonde standing on a street corner? A: 4 f*cks, 4 f*cks, 4 f*cks, not for a zillion f*cks, 4 f*cks!
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Q: What do you call a blonde lesbian? A: A waste.
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Q: Why did god give blonds 2% more brains than horses? A: Because he didn’t want them shitting in the streets during parades.
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Q: How does the blond turn on the light after she has had sex? A: She opens the car door.
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Q: How does a blonde part their hair? A1: (Action of scissoring legs apart) A2: By doing the splits.
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Q: How do you tell when a blonde reaches orgasm? A1: She drops her nail-file!
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Q: What do you call a blonde with ESP and PMS? A: A know-it-all bitch.
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Q: What is the best blonde secretary in the world to have? A: One that never misses a period.
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Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a brick? A: When you lay a brick it doesn’t follow you around for two weeks whining.
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