Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a broom closet? A: Only two men fit inside a broom closet at once.

Q: What does the Bermuda Triangle and blondes have in common? A: They’ve both swallowed a lot of semen.

Q: What did the blonde do when she got her period? A: Looked around for the bastard that must have shot her?’

Q: What is that insensitive bit at the base of the penis called? A: The man.

Q: How is a man like a snowstorm? A: You never know when he’s coming, how many inches you’ll get, or how long it will last.

Q: Why do men become smarter during sex? A: Because they are plugged into a genius.

Q: Why don’t women have men’s brains? A: Because they don’t have penises to put them in.

Q: Why is a man’s pee yellow and his sperm white? A: So he can tell if he is coming or going.

Q: What do men and sperm have in common? A:They both have a one-in-a-million chance of becoming a human being.

Q. What does a woman’s asshole do when she is having an orgasm? A. He is usually home with the kids!