Q: How do you find a blind man in a nudist colony? A: It’s not hard.

Q: How are women and rocks alike? A: You skip across the flat ones.

Q: Did you hear about the new blonde paint? A: It’s not real bright, but it’s cheap, and spreads easy.

Q: Whats the difference between a 90s woman and a – computer? A: A 90s woman won’t accept a three-and-a-half-inch floppy.

Q: Whats the difference between erotic and kinky? A: Erotic is when you use a feather. Kinky is when you use the whole chicken.

Q: Why don’t men fake orgasm? A: Coz no man would pull those faces on purpose.

Q: What are the small bumps around a woman s nipples for? A: It’s Braille for ‘Suck here.

Q: What does a 75-year-old woman have between her breasts that a 25-year-old doesn’t? A: Her navel.

Q: Why do women have tits? A: So men will talk to them.

Q: Why do women rub their eyes when they get up in the morning? A: They don’t have balls to scratch.