An old man approaches the window of a cinema with a chicken on his shoulder, and asks for 2 tickets. The girl at the counter wants to know who is going in with him. He replies, “Well, my pet chicken, of course!” “I’m sorry,” The girl tells him. “We can’t …
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Two Marines were sitting around talking one day. The first Marine asked the second Marine, “If they were to drop a bomb right now, what would be the first thing you would do?” The second Marine said, “I would screw the first thing that moved. What would you do?” The …
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The officer shouted orders to a nearby soldier. With considerable bravery, the GI ran directly onto the field of battle, in the line of fire, to retrieve a dispatch case from a dead soldier. In a hail of bullets, he dove back to safety. “Private,” the officer said, “I’m recommending …
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What’s the speed limit of sex? 68; at 69 you have to turn around.
Přečíst celý »What’s the ultimate rejection?
What’s the ultimate rejection? When you’re masturbating and your hand falls asleep.
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Why is air a lot like sex? Because it’s no big deal unless you’re not getting any.
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Why did Frosty the Snowman pull down his pants? He heard the snow blower coming.
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What is it when a man talks dirty to a woman? Sexual harassment.
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What is it when a woman talks dirty to a man? $3.99 a minute.
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What are three words you dread the most while making love? “Honey, I’m home.”
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