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Přečíst celý »Lowell Sanders: Dating a Younger Girl
I’m dating this girl so young she thinks Earth, Wind & Fire are Power Rangers.
Přečíst celý »Lois Bromfield: Guys Can Be Pigs
Guys can always be pigs. Guys can just do anything. You see guys walking along with their pants halfway down so you can see the crack of their butt. That’s the good way to find a mechanic in the city.
Přečíst celý »90-Year-Old Beater
Q: What do you call a 90-year-old man who can still masturbate? A: Miracle Whip.
Přečíst celý »Zookeeper and Three Boys
A zookeeper approaches three boys standing near the lions’ cage and asks them their names and what they’re up to. The first boy says, “My name’s Tommy and I was trying to feed peanuts to the lions.” The second boy says, “My name’s Billy and I was trying to feed …
Přečíst celý »Zip, Dick and Pea
There were three boys in a classroom: one named Zip, one named Dick, and one named Pea. Their teacher leaves the room for a moment, so Zip gets on top of the cupboard, Dick goes inside the cupboard, and Pee jumps around outside.The teacher returns and yells, “Zip down, Dick …
Přečíst celý »You Grew Up in the 80s If…
— You learned to swim about the same time “Jaws” came out and still can’t swim naked at night.— Prince’s “1999” was the focal point of your plans for an end of the century party.— You dressed to emulate either Duran Duran, Poison, Madonna, Rick Springfield or Cyndi Lauper.— You …
Přečíst celý »Write this one down
Knock, knock Who’s there?
Přečíst celý »Words of Wisdom from Children
Never trust a dog to watch your food. – Patrick, age 10 When your dad is mad and asks you, “Do I look stupid?” don’t answer him. – Michael, 14 Never tell your mom her diet’s not working. – Michael, 14 Stay away from prunes. – Randy, 9 Never allow …
Přečíst celý »Wise Old Man
A retired man moves near a junior high school. He spends the first few weeks of retirement in peace and quiet. However, when a new school year begins, three young boys beat on every trash can they encounter every day on their way home from school.Finally, the man decides to …
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