Q: How many Pentium designers does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 1.99904274017, but that’s close enough for non-technical people.
Přečíst celý »Q: What do you get when you cross a Pentium PC
Q: What do you get when you cross a Pentium PC with a research grant? A: A mad scientist.
Přečíst celý »Q: What’s another name for the “Intel Inside”
Q: What’s another name for the “Intel Inside” sticker they put on Pentiums? A: The warning label.
Přečíst celý »Q: What do you call a series of FDIV
Q: What do you call a series of FDIV instructions on a Pentium? A: Successive approximations.
Přečíst celý »Q: Complete the following word analogy:
Q: Complete the following word analogy: Add is to Subtract as Multiply is to: 1) Divide 2) ROUND 3) RANDOM 4) On a Pentium, all of the above A: Number 4.
Přečíst celý »Q: What algorithm did Intel use in the
Q: What algorithm did Intel use in the Pentium’s floating point divider? A: “Life is like a box of chocolates…” (Source: F. Gump of Intel)
Přečíst celý »Q: Why didn’t Intel call the Pentium the
Q: Why didn’t Intel call the Pentium the 586? A: Because they added 486 and 100 on the first Pentium and got 585.999983605.
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What do you get if you cross a constable with a computer? PC Plod.
Přečíst celý »This truck driver hauling a tractor-trailer
This truck driver hauling a tractor-trailer load of computers stops for a beer. As he approaches the bar, he sees a big sign on the door saying: “Nerds Not Allowed — Enter At Your Own Risk!” He goes in and sits down. The bartender comes over to him. “You smell …
Přečíst celý »If Microsoft built cars you would need to
If Microsoft built cars you would need to restart your car, then it would perform illegal operations and crash.
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