Ridge Hall computer assistant; may I help you?” “Yes, well, I’m having trouble with WordPerfect.” “What sort of trouble?” “Well, I was just typing along, and all of a sudden the words went away.” “Went away?” “They disappeared.” “Hmm. So what does your screen look like now?” “Nothing.” “Nothing?” “It’s …
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What is an astronaut’s favorite key on a computer keyboard? The space bar.
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What happened when the computer fell on the floor? It slipped a disk.
Přečíst celý »Why was there a bug in the computer?
Why was there a bug in the computer? It was looking for a byte to eat.
Přečíst celý »What is a computer virus?
What is a computer virus? A terminal illness.
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To err is human; but to really mess things up requires a computer.
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Computers are not intelligent. They only think they are.
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Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes.
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My computer isn’t that nervous. It’s just a bit ANSI.
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Why do programmers always get Christmas and Halloween mixed up? Because DEC 25 = OCT 31
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