Q: How are Boris Becker and President Clinton alike? A: Both aren’t as successful when they’re not on grass.
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Q: Did you hear they put two new faces on Mt. Rushmore? A: Yeah, they were Bill Clinton.
Přečíst celý »Q: Did you know that Clinton’s cat
Q: Did you know that Clinton’s cat can play Chess? A: Inside Information: The cat isn’t really all that good at Chess. The last time they played best of five, Clinton won three games to two.
Přečíst celý »Q: Who would become President of the U.S.A if
Q: Who would become President of the U.S.A if the President died? A: Bill Clinton of course!
Přečíst celý »Bill Clinton is visiting a school. In one
Bill Clinton is visiting a school. In one class, he asks the students if anyone can give him an example of a “tragedy”. One little boy stands up and offers “If my best friend who lives next door was playing in the street when a car came along and killed …
Přečíst celý »Q: How can you tell that the guy
Q: How can you tell that the guy who attacked the White house with a plane was insane? A: He seems to have thought Clinton would be in his own bedroom at night. Q: What did Hillary tell Bill when the Paula Jones story broke? A: “You idiot! I told …
Přečíst celý »Q: What’s the difference between Bill Clinton
Q: What’s the difference between Bill Clinton and David Koresh? A: Koresh only burned 85 people.
Přečíst celý »Q: What’s the differents between
Q: What’s the differents between Bill Clinton and an elephant? A: About 20 pounds and a jogging suit.
Přečíst celý »Q: How many Hillary Clintons
Q: How many Hillary Clintons does it take to change a light bulb? A: One–she just holds the bulb and the world revolves around her.
Přečíst celý »One night Bill Clinton was
One night Bill Clinton was awakened by George Washington’s ghost in the White House. “George, what is the best thing I could do to help the country?” Clinton asked. “Set an honest and honorable example, just as I did,” advised George. The next night the ghost of Thomas Jefferson moved …
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