Q: What has Clinton done that no one has been able to do in the last 5 years? A: Unite the Republican Party.

Q: Why did Clinton waffle on military action in Bosnia? A: His area of expertise is dodging armed conflict.

Q. What do you get when you cross a crooked politician with a dishonest lawyer? A. Chelsea Clinton’

Q: When did Clinton’s friends become sure that he had political ambitions? A: When he married outside of his family.

Q: What does Bill Clinton have in common with former great Presidents? A: Absolutely nothing.

Q: Why did the IRS recently audit Bill Clinton? A: Because he filed as head of the household.

It was Christmas eve, and Santa was really busy making his list and checking it twice, when there came a knock at the door. His wife comes in. “Honey, where do you want me to put your boots and gloves?” Well, Santa is very busy and so he’s slightly annoyed …

What do you give a train driver for Christmas ? Platform shoes !

What happens to you at Christmas ? Yule be happy !

Can I have a broken drum for Christmas? The best thing you could have asked for. You can’t beat it!