What’s Christmas called in England ? Yule Britannia !
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What’s Tarzan’s favourite Christmas song? Jungle bells.
Přečíst celý »How long does it take to burn a candle down
How long does it take to burn a candle down ? About a wick !
Přečíst celý »Who delivers presents to baby sharks at
Who delivers presents to baby sharks at Christmas ? Santa Jaws !
Přečíst celý »One time Father Christmas lost his
One time Father Christmas lost his underpants. That’s how he got the name Saint Knickerless!
Přečíst celý »What does Father Christmas call his money
What does Father Christmas call his money ? Iced lolly ?’
Přečíst celý »I remember when Father Christmas first
I remember when Father Christmas first passed his sleigh-driving test. He came skidding down in front of the toy factory.Have you passed?’ I asked. Father Christmas pointly proudly to the front of the sleigh. ‘See for yourself! he called proudly. ‘No-el plates!
Přečíst celý »A group of mountain
A group of mountain climbers once heard Father Christmas go past. They must have had sharp ears! They were mountain-ears!
Přečíst celý »Father Christmas: I thought I asked you to
Father Christmas: I thought I asked you to go out there and clear the snow! I’m on my way, Father Christmas. Father Christmas: But you only have one welly on! That’s all right! There’s only one foot of snow!
Přečíst celý »I’ve had a slight
I’ve had a slight accident with your sleigh, Father Christmas! Father Christmas: Oh no! That sleigh was in mint condition! That’s all right….now it’s a mint with a hole!
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