What does Dracula write on his Christmas cards ? Best vicious of the season
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How do sheep greet each other at Christmas ? A merry Christmas to ewe
Přečíst celý »What do monkeys sing at Christmas ?
What do monkeys sing at Christmas ? Jungle Bells, Jungle bells.. !
Přečíst celý »Doctor, Doctor, Father Christmas gives us
Doctor, Doctor, Father Christmas gives us oranges every Christmas. Now I think I’m turning into an orange! Have you tried playing squash?
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Why are Christmas trees like bad knitters ? They both drop their needles !
Přečíst celý »Who made this Christmas pudding?
Who made this Christmas pudding? Our chef. He’s a little green man who lives in a toadstool. What did he use to make it? Elf-raising flour, of course.
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What did the bald man say when he got a comb for Christmas ? Thanks, I’ll never part with it !
Přečíst celý »Last year’s Christmas pudding was so
Last year’s Christmas pudding was so awful I threw it in the ocean. That’s probably why the ocean’s full of currants!
Přečíst celý »Why is a burning candle like being
Why is a burning candle like being thirsty ? Beacause a little water ends both of them !
Přečíst celý »What can Santa give away and still keep?
What can Santa give away and still keep? A cold.
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